Tweeting for Trump

Million Dollars, But...: Tweeting for Trump

Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

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  • MrZaxy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I like to imagine the "cure" that Elyse slapped was in Day 5.  elyse

  • SmashNerd23

    4 months ago

    All the butt hurt conservatives in the comments makes me embarrassed to be a Trump supporter (Note I don't think Trump is the best president ever but he isn't the worst)

  • jedi_onslaught

    4 months ago

    I see no difference in Barbara doing the Twitter one, she already does a bad job at the social media at Rooster Teeth.

  • speedfung283 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    did she say "billion dollars but" at the start of the episode ? or is it just me.

  • ylurkes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I call this group "The A Team"

  • VaultHunter26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    250k a year to take a couple minutes a day to write someone's tweets? I don't care who it was for I don't see any reasonable person turning down that much money.

  • Lettie_White FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Navy made me do it i

    4 months ago

    So...Barbara is the broke one of this episode. She took no money where as Ashley is the rich one.

  • Sttahl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Where the hell are they where there's going to be an antidote? Wat.

  • conundrum32068 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I'd take the tweet job, but i'd probably end up in Gitmo in a week if i were "transcribing," his tweets.

  • SkilledWar

    4 months ago

    I would totally do the Trump one. Like they said, I don't have to do a good job of transcribing the tweets.

  • snowishere FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    i would do this because daddy trump is great

  • BrandedMango FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Not gonna lie, that tweet challenge actually sounds hilarious to do and filled with perks worth way more than a million dollars. Imagine 24/7 presidential luxury services for tweeting a guy of all things.


    Also, for the butthurt people here, take a joke! Hell, i voted for Trump and i like jokes like this since the humor is well-meant. Chill out...i mean, we don't want to sink as low of those antifa looters, right?

  • CenterJacked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I would like to point something out to all of my fellow conservatives in the RT community, few as they may be. Getting butthurt when they make jabs at Trump is doing exactly what many people I know say they hate about young people, most of which are liberal, and that is that they are offended by about almost anything. So grow up and get some thicker skin. It is also important to realize that RT is part of an industry where the vast majority of people are liberal. So just stop, it isnt going to change what they say in videos, though it is funny to read in the comments.

    • godzylla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      the only thing we can do is laugh at what we can, which i have to say, this episode is filled with some really funny stuff. then just ignore what we dont like, that really the only adult thing that can be done.

    • VaultHunter26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      CenterJacked, I am 25(I guess relatively young) and super conservative and I don't give a fuck about this video. As long as they incorporate it into actual humourous content and not oversaturate it a million times like Jack did with some of his "jokes" then its fine. I think making fun of politics(liberal and conservative) can be funny if you do it correctly as long as you don't add your own personal bias or salt into it. Once you do that, its more of a passive aggressive statment loosely coated as a "joke".

    • HiKingBlaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      @VaultHunter26 what videos? I want to watch some of them.

    • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Without watching this episode I'm gonna go ahead and say it's not as bad as people make it out to be, this is meant to be funny after all, where I draw issue personally is Jack ranting for 20 minutes on off Topic, it's not funny, there's no joke, it's just whinging.  

      Have a laugh, it's probably funny. 


      *Edit* Having now watched it they may have taken the insults a little far, I mean, it's borderline deformation of character, but eh, Jokes a joke. 

  • DallasVakarian

    4 months ago

    Forget Trump for a moment, is anyone else drooling over Elyse's outfits? Or Elyse in general?

    • cvnt-crusader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      She's the greatest!

  • Kira_Tsukasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gundam Pilot

    4 months ago

    How about you get a million dollars, but you don't bring politics into the show?


    I don't care if you're for or against Trump, I'm tired of hearing about it.

    • MrWisternoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Or they can make jokes about whatever they want???

    • Kolby_Jack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Trump was a joke long before he was a politician. 

    • Ace117GS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      No one is making you watch it and listen to it.  If you don't want to hears about it don't watch it when it is the title of the episode.  Simple.

    • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Jokes a joke dude.  

  • Ivan2294 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX 2017 Tech Guardian

    4 months ago

    such a diverse cast!

  • azninjazn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    the beautiful blondes of RT, i love it

  • Lanterncourt

    4 months ago

    Jesus, three dimes!

  • JFourjacks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The Trump scenario is literally the easiest "Million Dollars, But" this show has ever had or might have. He's going to tweet anyway so why not get paid to be the in between. It barely changes your life and you get to fuck with him and still get paid. It's basically free money.

  • KataLegs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Elyse looked more radiant than usual in this episode and her look in the scene where she swats the cure away stole my whole heart. I love her.  elyse

  • KingPoseidon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    My brother and sisters were in a mariachi band, so I'm used to it. I'd take it.

  • callmedoug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The tiny hands were on point! lol

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    4 months ago

    Whoever did the lighting made their hairs have an angelic glow. 

  • seecs2011 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Oh my god, i;d get a million dollars to sit next to someone I disagree with? How terrible!?!?!?! That's a new low.

    • OrcWarrior FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Sit on the toilet next to them shitting. While also shitting. 

    • billzegun1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      @OrcWarrior But you get 1 million fucken dollars. thats alot of money

    • LordKerberos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      But a million dollars is only a small loan ;)

  • zZSkyNinjaZz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I don't know why, but I feel like they can't mention Trump without doing a jab at him.


    But seriously though, I'd take the tweet scribe. All I have to do is tweet them, even if I hate it

    • BillyRage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      It's there right to do so, they are entitled. But I just roll my eyes, at least Micheal wants Trump to do well, but still calls him an idiot. 

    • EHbomber FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      It's to easy though. There's just sooooo much wrong with your president 

    • Teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      my favorite part is where none of them seem to have arguments against his politics they just attack him personally it shows that they're clearly up on American politics

    • caboose2394 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I mean, this is a comedy show. They're not going to get into a big discussion about policies but they are going to mock him because it's so easy. The man is basically a caricature of himself which shouldn't be possible.

    • Gixia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Teagaaaaaan, it's because Trump himself is funny, his policies on the other hand are not funny, they're just horrifying.

    • HiKingBlaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      @Gixia, What's horrifying about it?

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    4 months ago

    I don't care who you are president jokes are funny

  • Negablu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I would 100% take the Trump one, they never said you have to agree with the tweets, just send them out for him

  • St_franz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joelaholic

    4 months ago

    TIL Ashley would do anything for a million dollars XD

  • aghostbro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Anyon else have a hard time telling who was who in the skits?

    • TorMagnus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

      4 months ago

      They're mostly hired actors.


      Edit: I misinterpreted your comment, sorry. 

    • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

      4 months ago

      well, Tor, you're not wrong

  • mypal1990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The one who works

    5 months ago

    It's the return of the BROAD-cast  barbara elyse burnie

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    5 months ago

    Can't wait to see all the butt hurt Trump supporters commenting on this when it hits YouTube.

    • HiKingBlaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • BlackPenguin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian x7; Panel Lead

    5 months ago

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    "That's a lot of money"

  • John17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Trump's Tweet Transcriber? Sign. Me. Up! Best job ever, and I love what I do now!

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    5 months ago

    I'd absolutely be the Shadow Twitter Secretary to the President. I'd be paid $250k a year to sit around at home, out of the public eye, waiting for phone calls on a direct line to the White House! (she didn't specify that you had to follow him around) It's a win-win...

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      5 months ago

      And the thing is, the person who actually has that job probably gets paid less than a quarter of that...

  • Fatboijohn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    WE GET IT, YOU GUYS ARE LIBERAL!!!!

    • konksling FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Konksling

      5 months ago

      That feel when you're too brainwashed to see comedy instead of politics. :/

    • jesrivera FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eric

      5 months ago

      LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • VinDelta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    So......total bombshell episode?

  • RealDoody FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Love the Wallace reference on the third scenario. Well done RT.

  • NioralNoas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nioral Noas

    5 months ago

    I can't take this much pretty in one video

  • sirenite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beta Tex

    5 months ago

    Elyse's outfits were super on point this episode 

  • HereComeGiants FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    elyse is distractingly attractive in this 

    • King_Faroo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      *In Everything

  • BABBS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Nice touch with the Doppler effect on the sound of the trumpet skydiving.

  • HoldThatGhost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold '15-'17 Guardian

    5 months ago

    Put Elyse in everything. Please and thank you she is a gift to this world, we are not worthy.

  • Cameron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Was the trombone guy Captain Obvious?

  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Terrible Mariachi band, sure.

    Slapping stuff out of peoples, fuck no. That's gonna get the shit beat out of me contently.

    Tweet for Trump, in a heartbeat yes and that was before Ashley suggested poorly dictating his tweets.

  • cranchy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    THE TINY HANDS

  • nicolegend FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dangereqsue

    5 months ago

    apparently RT production playing dress-up on elyse has some amazing results, every outfit she had on in this video looked insanely good

    • Cameron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I think that just means she's attractive.

  • lettuceandeggs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    elyse's thumbsup is everything

  • counterpxxl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I choked when I saw the tiny hands hahahahahahaha

  • RedCaesar97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    No way would I take the Mariachi band or slapping things out of people's hands, but hell yes I would tweet for Donald Trump. That sounds sweet! (And I do not particularly like the guy)

    • ChibiAcer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      $250K a year to be a Twitter dictationist?  Heck yes I'd do it.

  • MatthewMT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I wish I was that table