Episode 47: It's A Biological Fact

Red vs. Blue: Episode 47: It's A Biological Fact

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  • Trogdor8freebird

    2 months ago

    Modern RT would've never made the "I can't carry the bomb" joke, same for the "gay stuff?" joke. 

  • RayLikeRoses

    3 years ago

    This is my first time watching through RvB and I lost my shit at the Master, Headmaster line. I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

  • Aqua113 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    lol There are two reasons why Tex couldn't carry the bomb.

    The first reason is that they could only show the bomb in assault matches, where the players were in red and blue teams. That's why they only showed Caboose and Sarge, who are wearing the standard issue colors.

    The second reason is that the bomb's weight matches its payload, such as megatons.

    Andy loses weight in the later seasons, decreasing his own payload in the process.

  • Aragon3145

    3 years ago

    Just got the "Master, Headmaster" joke XD

  • omegafan101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Tucker: I'll give you 10 bucks to tear off Griff's arm.
    Tex: Which one is Griff?
    Griff: (points to Simmons) He's Griff
    lolololololololol :D

  • saintmeme FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    wow look a beach!

  • HIGHLANDER45

    4 years ago

    cobooes what a strong dude but sarge sucks at giving advice



  • Victor_Hagar

    4 years ago

    I love it when Griff says "Yeah kind of."

  • ISignedInNow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Ha, with the most recent episode of RvB, it does make sense that the only person stronger than Tex would be Caboose.

    My name is Michael J Caboose, and I hate TAXES!

  • semperfi19

    5 years ago

    this has nothing to do with the video but i like cake!!!

  • semperfi19

    5 years ago

    This has nothing to do with the video but i like cake 0_O

  • Perraith

    5 years ago

    I want a Vollybomb!

    I love Sarge's plan: "We'll go in there. Blow up O'Mally. Leave Griff for dead. And maybe find clues about what happened to Church and Lopez." It's very rare for an officer to note even the minor details of who's going to die.

    You must accept the FLAG! It alone can save you from any impurity! Repent Doc!

  • DukeofKent

    5 years ago

    @RvBfangirl29 That was with a different body than the one she has here.

  • sean_tsaur

    5 years ago

    Hahaha sarge is telling caboose everything your not supposed to do when you lift.

  • RvBfangirl29

    5 years ago

    And yet she can throw maine. And defeat York Wyoming and Maine in three on one combat. And also beat Carolina to the briefcase.

  • jebwatson

    5 years ago

    Hahaha, I love sarge yelling those crap instructions at caboose. Classic stuff.

  • Nononir

    5 years ago

    "lets not retell the story, is there a place i can wash my hands?" your right next to an ocean :P i love red vs blue....

  • jebwatson

    5 years ago

    I love all the completely backwards comments at the end by the sarge. Subtle but hilarious.

  • Randomcurry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    You got to love the end

    Cabose: Can't I just lift it when we are ready?"

    Sarge: yea I guess your right

    "CLONK"

    Cabose: Ahhhh

    Tex: Come on we are ready to go!

    Cabose: Ahh crap

  • qriprip

    5 years ago

    1:33- 1:35

    i heard church's voice in my head saying "let's move on"

  • qriprip

    5 years ago

    perfect timing tex

  • qriprip

    5 years ago

    ohyeah50: no its definitely halo 2

  • ohyeah50

    6 years ago

    I think its Halo 3

  • vryptex

    6 years ago

    Ultra dude is so annoying.....i like how he just quotes the same thing like 5 times on just one episode....does anyone else really annoyed by him?

  • hyu1295

    6 years ago

    isnt tex a robot now?

  • MadeOfIron

    6 years ago

    Anybody else notice at 4:16-4:17 Grif motioning to Simmons: "He's Grif."?

  • MadeOfIron

    6 years ago

    "Is there somewhere I can wash my hands?"

    Ahaha poor Grif.

  • MadeOfIron

    6 years ago

    Sierra mist commercial. Guess it's better than the annoying Tmobile or Reelflex commercial. :(

  • Ultradude

    6 years ago

    Tex: the bombs too heavy....I need one of you idiots to carry it! I dont have the upper body strength to move it on my own.

    Grif: See? Girls act like there so tough. But the first time they need somebody to move a couch, who do they call?

    (tex looks at him)

    Grif:...Please dont kill me!

  • Ultradude

    6 years ago

    Tex: No....thats when we plant this...(looks over at the bomb)

    Caboose: We're planting a volleyball....

    Tex: Its not a ball...its a bomb!

    Caboose: We're planting a Volleybomb?

  • Ultradude

    6 years ago

    Tucker: caboose....they tried to kill you because of a flag

    Caboose: I try not to remember the bad things about people...

    Tucker: Thats all they tried to do. There were no good things...

    Caboose: (whispers) Thats ok...I have a really bad memory (louder) Wow look a beach!

  • waffleguy119

    6 years ago

    vollybomb

  • waffleguy119

    6 years ago

    vollybomb!

  • MarkV

    7 years ago

    nice thx for ep

  • gopaul

    7 years ago

    I wonder how heay that is.

  • aaronsmk

    8 years ago

    Ok the videos are cool,but quoting everthing they say is stupid...

  • aaronsmk

    8 years ago

    Ok the videos are cool,but quoting everyhting they say is kinda stupid...

  • Indyx33

    8 years ago

    Laserbeams = best wallet EVER....of all time. xD

  • Valarious

    9 years ago

    Nice ending!

    You guys should do a PSA - Sarge's list of 100 ways to kill Grif. It would be hilarious!

  • punk44244

    9 years ago

    I think the story got a little slow at this point.

  • GEORAT

    9 years ago

    Sweet Thanks!

  • otbaht

    9 years ago

    wow the "ok we're ready to go" sounded a lot more feminine then normal to me.

  • Craziesthawk

    9 years ago

    Hmm hasent been posted on for a loooooooong time. Ok, which is the episode when the screen turns red and caboose gets pissed off? i hope this got through...

  • Craziesthawk

    9 years ago

    Hmm hasent been posted on for a loooooooong time. Ok, which is the episode when the screen turns red and caboose gets pissed off?

  • shwnrt

    9 years ago

    wait.. what people on the beach?

  • Randool

    9 years ago

    "Those people gathering on the beach." Hippies?

  • Madcatz230

    9 years ago

    lmao I finally have an interspeed that can play these. I love this. ^_^

  • StoneWall33

    10 years ago

    Love it![smiley0

  • bloodyknife4

    10 years ago

    hahaha go rvb rt you guys rock!

  • bloodyknife4

    10 years ago

    hahaha go rvb rt you guys rock!