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... I guess. 

I never tend to  pay attention when it comes to my personality because that's just me.

I have a select few friends that I would also want to save. Which I guess would probably include as much of their families as possible...

I did not! Soon I'll be getting a fitness tracker (wee have a big discount through work) and once we have Violet I plan on working out much more. Not only for my fitness, but also my sanity. 

The internet is a weird place...

You mean "The Dark SIde Cave"? or "Cave of Evil"

The Dark Side of the force would probably show me the death of my family. My first instinct is fear and how to figure out how to stop it. The actual response is "there is nothing I can do" 

Love them while we're all still here. 

Dang... did they ever describe what happened to the world in Book of Eli? Might be one of my favorite "apocalyptic wasteland" movies. 

Fury Road was fantastic too. 

The Road was a better book than a movie... If I remember correctly.

Then there are zombie apocalypse movies... Man. 

I'm sorry... What was the question?

That's right... 

Alright. Nuclear radiation hits earth. Some people are radiated, mutated and driven insane due to their exposure. The Muties come out at night and attack what human survivors are left. They retreat below the earth's surface during the day. And the soundtrack... Conscious hip hop (Talib Kweli, Mos Def, De La Soul, Common, Tribe Called Quest, Tupac)

Dang dude... Swinging for the fences...

I might change the way I live... 

I'd probably take the whole family on a long, long vacation... 

Not until now. It seems the iron in their blood bonded together and preserved the soft tissue. I don't know why it wasn't a huge discovery because apparently it happened almost 5 years ago...

I have a weird shaped head... So two type of hats really work.

A beanie and a baseball cap.

Probably a beanie. Because cold weather and all that... If it gets warm you can just take it off.

This one is nice...

Trick question.

a 'woodchuck' (another name for groundhog) is actually bastardized from the Native American word for the animal: Wuchak.

Or, if I have to have an answer...

...5.

What would humans do in a post scarcity world...?

Have you seen Wall-E?

We'll all probably be doing this^^^

Sh*t.  Give me a minute. It's gotta be a classic... And it has to be iconic... And it has to be something that won't make me look like a douche.

The Watchmen.

Final answer.

Are you worrying about irritating the players or the characters?

If it's the players: You slip your DM frequent notes. Sometimes for nothing. While it can be irritating to the players... They won't necessarily know what's your fault and what isn't

If it's the characters: That's easy. You lie. If you're found out divulge half the truth and cover your trail.

Christopher Walken. 

Because... Who doesn't... Want to hear this voice... In their head... all day?

Which Ninja Turtle is the best? The answer is easy, friend. 

All of them. 

You have the leader: Leonardo who is courageous, honor bound, and loyal.

You have the muscle: Raphael who is strong, fierce, and sarcastic.

You have the joker: Michelangelo who is fun-loving, free-spirited, and creative.

Then you have the brains: Donatello who is an inventor, intellectual, and caring. 

But if you wanted to know my favorite? Raphael. Easy.

I would say Iron Giant... But I cry like a baby when I watch that movie... Maybe Alan Rickman's portrayal of Marvin in Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. If my toaster was horribly depressed and sounded like Alan Rickman... I could be happy again. 

Depending on a theme. I thought about trying a Game of Thrones themed baby announcement but Stef hasn't watched or read it so she said she wouldn't get it. 

Sh*t... This is seriously tough. 

Maybe Grant Morrison. He's a Scottish comic book author who has written some of the most bizarre but awesome storylines for Batman ever. Perhaps one of the cooler ideas was Bruce's disappearance. Non-Spoiler: Batman goes away for quite some time. Damian Wayne stays on as Robin but is very serious, dark and brooding (much like Bruce Wayne) but Dick Grayson becomes Batman is his normal talkative, smart alecky, upbeat self. So the roles are reversed.

You said real or mythical? Why would I ever pick "real"?

Let's see in Celtic mythology there is Fragarach which was able to cut through any armor, no man can recover if it pierces their skin, you cannot move or lie as long as the blade was at your neck, and it had the ability to control winds... Pretty dope.

In Norse mythology there is Thor's mighty hammer, Mjölnir. Which could never be destroyed and also returned to Thor whenever he threw it. Hopefully my version would return to me and not Thor...

Charlemagne's soldier Roland wielded Durendal. The sword was said to contain a tooth from Saint Peter, hair from Saint Denis, part of the clothing of the Virgin Mary, and blood from Saint Basil. It was also claimed to be the sharpest sword to ever exist. Roland and his small army was able to withstand a push from an army 100,000 strong with Durendal.

Ruyi Jingu Bang is the legendary staff wielded by non other than Sun Wukong, The Monkey King it shrank or grew according to the users will.

and lastly Pashupatastra is the deadliest weapon in Hindu mythology. The weapon owned by Shiva which is said to destroy anyone and anything. It can be fired by the mind, the eyes, using words, or even a bow. That's right... The weapon is a single arrow. 

If I had to absolutely choose... I'd pick Fragarach. Because it's dope.

That's tough... If I got to pick, I'd pick zombie... I know how cliche that sounds but I think this is one I could do. I had a few years in boy scouts, Ran track and cross country for multiple years, Have access to weaponry and know MOST of the cops in the area where I live, I know how to arm myself if need be.

and after reading the Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, and The Zombie Combat Manual through and through, I would say that that is my best shot.

I've actually been kicking around an idea for a youtube show similar to The Guild.  A group of 30-somethings who have been friends since high school play videogames together. When they get online to play we see all 4 of them in a splitscreen but from the point of view OF the TV. So we see all 4 of them sitting on their couches playing games with each other. 

I need to get some character and story outlines together...

It would have to be a comedy show.

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Nope. It never really emotionally affected me in that way.

My father and I constructed a wheelchair ramp for my grandfather after his surgery.

I did quit. But started back up again recently... I need to quit again.

 I lost a bit of weight, I felt a bit healthier but not much else. My body went through the ringer for a while. Once it regulated after not needing the caffeine it felt... different. I didn't need the caffeine but I wasn't more energetic either. 

Depends on how much... 

1. buy off the debt on the house we're in now. 

2. Move into new bigger house within our price range

3. New bigger vehicle (in case we have more kids.)

4. College fund for Ru

5. All the tattoos I can afford.

Not really. Kids get sick... It's something that happens. I'm not much of a worrier when it comes to that sort of thing. She does get pretty miserable when she's sick though... She just wants to be held. 

Sadly no. He uses Meander until he hits level 30. Then he evolves into Flyreon. Then he can learn all da attacks.

I hit level 30 in 6 days...

I currently have 4 tattoos. I want so many more. 

1. One representing Ruby, and adding 3 solid bands on my right arm. 

2. Get the Yang symbol on my left shoulder... 

3. Greg Capullo's Bat/Joker laughing  symbol. 

Etc, etc, etc

I'd ask my mother why she always comes across as cold and emotionless. 

I don't think I could do it. Ruby is at that age where she's making friends... Raising a child on Mars without any other kids would be terrible for her socially. 

You know what Elton John says:

 Mars ain't the type of place to raise your kids.

*cracks knuckles* 

I thought you'd never ask. I know that she has a youtube account called Chez Lindsay and that she has a twitter account known as @TheLindsayEllis. She has also been known to go as "Nostalgia Chick" from what I've gathered from my sources(Google).

She's actually rather cute when she... Well, isn't looking like this.

Not really. I find that if you don't believe in superstitions and don't buy into the number 13, black cats, and walking under ladders nothing bad ever comes from it. 

1. Magic The Gathering 

2. Dungeons and Dragons

3. Clue

This isn't a question. But I'll answer it the best way I know how:

Green?

Mexico?

Muhammad Ali?

Hopefully that answered your question.

I might check it out when I'm not so busy!

11 meters per second.

Today? Yes. 

Tomorrow? Yes.

Anytime and anywhere. Every day of the week. 

Wait? Am I a good guy or a bad guy? Still doesn't matter. Yes.

Umm... Possibly? I might be able to get you a job in southern Illinois near St. Louis. But anywhere else might be a chore. I am willing to be a reference for you though. Althought most of those are supposed to be "professional" acquantances. 

If we're talking about general honorifics I'd pick Duke or Earl (because of My Name Is Earl)

But If it can be anything that I choose... it would have to be really awesome. Like The Hammer. Or He who was formally known as  

I prefer tanks. So Barbarians, Fighters, or Paladins. Although I am not opposed to playing something completely out of my comfort zone like Ranger, Rogue, Druid or even Bard...

So here's the majority of my character sheet for my half-Orc barbarian.

That was before I starting carving notches into my maul for kills...

I just want to play D&D... I don't really care about what class or build...

Nothing solid.

Might not be this year... We'd have to travel with Ru or find someone able to watch her for the weekend and we haven't been away from home with or without her. 

Goodnight Moon is one of her favorites. She likes Dr. Seuss books as well. Probably because she likes to listen to dad sound like an idiot. She just likes being read to. She gets this goofy smile on her face and relaxes.

Less frequent. Work has become a bummer that saps practically all of my energy while there. Ruby is constantly into everything and she has started climbing the couch, and I hurt my back pretty badly about a month ago. It's gotten better but it tends to act up pretty bad every once in a while.

Heroic Adventures in Illinois. They're graphic novel/ trade paperback selection is immense. If they don't have it they can try to get it for you. If I had to choose I might pick The Secret Stash

As far as myths go... Vampires have always felt real to me. It seems ridiculous but stories of vampires are spread every corner of the world... That freaks me out. How can thousands of different lands and cultures have similar stories about the same creature? 

It has. But I don't really play betas that much. It seems interesting and I might jump on... I think the last beta I played was The Division. The last one before that was Destiny.

Umm. Not really. St. Louis has some things I'm sure, but driving through St. Louis is a nightmare. We have an annual 4th of July weekend fair where all of the people I went to school with go to get drunk... about 45 minutes away there is an annual festival known as Strange Folk where different crafts and things are sold by craftmakers and artists. Kinda like an open air Etsy. That's pretty neat. 

I don't. I listen to whatever. I mean that very seriously, not like that person in High School who says they like everything and then you make up a fake band name and they say "Oh I love them!" 

I grew up around rockabilly: Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins, Roy Obrison, Hank Williams and Chuck Berry. Artists of that nature...

But my grandma listened to Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. you know... Rat pack stuff. But she also listened to artists like Ray Charles, Quincy Jones and B.B. King

I picked up on 70's era rock from my dad: Led Zeppelin, Tom Petty, The Doors, The Who, Hendrix, Joplin, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Queen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, CSN&Y, Elton John, Billy Joel and even some Beatles stuff.

My mother loved the Rolling Stones, Bowie, Queen, Fleetwood Mac etc. 

I found punk very intriguing after listening to The Clash. So I picked up stuff by the Sex Pistols, Ramones, Dead Kennedy's etc. Through that I found pop punk stuff (which I liked better than actual punk) So Fallout Boy, Lucky Boys Confusion, Rufio, Cartel, HelloGoodbye, Starting Line etc.

Eventually I started talking to indie girls and seeing what they liked (mostly because I found them cute) That's how I found Ok Go, Mae, Copeland, Straylight Run, Something Corporate, Jack's Mannequin, Gavin Degraw etc. Also known to me as "piano rock"

I started looking for something different and stumbled upon bands like Saosin, Atreyu, Every Time I Die, Maylene and The Sons of Disaster, Gallows, Norma Jean, Underoath, August Burns Red, Devil Wears Prada... etc.

Not too long after that I started listening to hip hop. This one has stuck with me the most... Common, Twista, Old Kanye (first 3 albums only), Jay Z's Blueprint albums, Eminem, Kid Cudi, Wale, Drake, Childish Gambino, Lupe Fiasco, Kendrick Lamar, Chance The Rapper, Future, MGK, Mac Miller, and a very little bit of Wiz. I don't smoke nearly enough pot for Wiz...

But I still listen to everything. I just find that certain music fits certain moods and situations better.

It's a bit of a joke. The Oxford Comma Cafe, my all time favorite forum on the site has a running gag of "initiating" our newcomers through a bit of a sacrifice.

I jokingly gave a few of us that were in the original OCC (before the site switched over) a "Keeper" title. So I became the metaphorical "Keeper" of our sacrificial blade.

TLDR: It's a dumb inside joke. Fear not.

Ugh. This is a difficult question. Like very VERY difficult.

I could go two routes here. and since I'm not quite sure on the way that the question is framed. I'll write both out.

If I could adapt any comic series into a video game, I'd put together co-op version of an X-men game. You and up to three friends have to fight the Mutant Brotherhood to stop them from yada yada yada. The more players you have, the more devastating combos you can perform. Fastball Special anyone? Trick being you will encounter tougher and smarter enemies with more people in the game. Imagine an X-men game like Diablo/Borderlands. Of course, this game has already been done in the form of X-Men Legends. I'd just really like a remaster or even a new game in this style.

If I could adapt any comic arc or storyline I'd put together a two campaign single player game. In the Civil War storylines. You pick a side: Team Cap or Team Iron Man and play as various team members in various missions. Either freeing or capturing renegade super powered beings. You would have the ability to "command" other super powered individuals on your side kinda like Mass Effect: Go here, use this power, flank enemies from that side, etc.